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Einstein’s relative found in Gold Coast – theoretically

Tuesday, 20 December 2016
By Print21

Astounding discovery of Harry Brelsford’s link to Swiss genius proves special theory of general relativity is more widespread than first suspected.

They laughed when the Varsity Graphics director first claimed affinity with Albert Einstein but they changed their minds at the speed of light when the indomitable Harry held up at copy of the latest Print21 magazine. As their disbelief was threatened under the weight of Harry’s gravitational force, time and space warped under E= MC, and a black hole opened up over Surfers Paradise that threatened to swallow Australia’s favourite holiday destination.

It was only when Varsity staff afforded him the proper respect he felt was due to him as the doppelganger of the famous physicist and posted the photo on the Varsity Graphics website that the worm hole in time and space closed and holiday makers were able to go back to enjoying Sea World, Dreamworld and Wet’n’Wild.

The Varsity staff then went on to enjoy a slap up at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, just south of Burleigh Heads.

 

One Response to “Einstein’s relative found in Gold Coast – theoretically”

  1. December 21, 2016 at 11:23 am,

    Andy McCourt
    said:

    Can only be ‘Young Einstein’ eh Harry?
    Merry Christmas to you and all at Varsity mate.

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